There once was a little boy named L0cke who lived in a house in the 
woods with his EVIL mother and father. Every day they would tie him
up and shut him in the closet with no light or food! One day 
the Evil mother and father went to the town to buy another child
to torture from the black market. L0cke escaped into the woods 
after they left. He came to a empty river bed and cried. He cried 
and cried and cried, until finally the once dry river now overflowed
with his tears. One by one the animals came out of the woods and 
gathered around him. Why are you crying? asked one animal. L0cke
told them about his EVIL parents and afterwards the animals gathered
together and chattered a bit. Finally they spoke to the boy. You 
have filled our empty river with water for us to drink and to sustain
the forest. They said. We have decided to help you! They said.

The EVIL mother and father returned to the house in the woods 
with a little girl named Ines to torture along with L0cke. Surprised,
they noticed that L0cke was not in the closet.. but sitting in the
center of the room! They screamed in anger and rushed at him, but 
at that very moment all the animals lept into the room onto the EVIL
mother and father. The animals ripped the EVIL mother and father's
bodies asunder with their sharp teeth and eventually ate them entirely.
L0cke and Ines lived happily together in the house for a long time and
had a child they named Mal. L0cke and Ines grew very very bored over
the years and one day L0cke looked at the closet and then at Mal.