LINE story whatever.

EBAY


THE THINGY. 

I must get The Thingy. Thingy. Thing  yyy...  Th i  nn gyy.

Been here 8 hours now. Since this morning. Every day i wake up i go on Ebay and check for the thingy.

Shot of Gloves hunched over his desk, used tv dinners. cup noodles.. scraps of notes, surround the 
central structure of the desk. THE COMPUTER. His eyes are tired, but crazed.

Shot of Refresh button on the browser. *click*

The page reloads. Its an Ebay auction.. the item is THE THNGY. It is currently priced at 9.99 and 
the High Bidder is Gl0ves24. There are no other bids. One hour remaining in Auction. its 7:15 PM

9.99..  They have no idea.. What.. a .. Thingy is worth.. (he giggles to himself quietly)
The misspelling. Thats how I'm getting it so cheap. Some idiot fnenches out and BAM. Score.

He leans back and stares at the ceiling. "MINE." [three months of searching.. all come down to this 
one hour] (giggle)

insert some filler here


8:00 PM okay.. this is it. 15 minutes.

REFRESH *click*

"No disturbances.. Everything optimal. Will he come?"

He clears the area around his mouse.. checks the ball.. movement, clicks.
[hmm its faster if i just page down to outbid him when he comes..]
tv dinners crash to the floor

The lengend says.. hes out there somewhere.. THE PHANTOM OF EBAY. The legend says he comes.. in the 
last 30 seconds of a lone auction.. when there is no other bidders.. [JUST LIKE THIS ONE..] and he out
bids you at the last second.

fuck that shit. Phantom or not, Im winning this THINGY. Kinda funny how they call it winning.. 
Yer buying the shit.. YOU DIDNT WIN ANYTHING!! YOU BOUGHT IT YOU IDIOT!!! thats why this shit is so
addictive.. you didnt really pay for it.. YOU WON!!!! anyway.. tonight IM going to win. AND  *NOTHING*
CAN STOP ME.

REFRESH *click* 8:08.53 

*KNOCK*KNOCK*KNOCK* on the door. Shot of the back of his head. Hes not moving. *KNOCK*KNOCK*
head slowly comes around TICK TICK TICK. he has the look of ultimate insanity on his face.

Gloves Mother- "Gloves!!! DINNER IS READY!!!! HOW COME YOU DON'T ANSWER ME!!?? DINNER IS GETTING COLD!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE!!?? WHY IS YOUR DOOR LOCKED!!?? ARE YOU SURFING ONE OF THOSE ADULT SITES????
OPEN THIS DOOR IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!

Shot of the door openning slowly. Shot of Gloves mothers face on onther side of door looking into room
with shocked expression. Shot of Gloves fist going thru her face. She flies out of the room and kams 
the other side of the hallway and hits the floor.  

Gloves- *NOTHING*   [SLAM] door

REFRESH *click* 8:13.59

Here we go .... the final minute.. O_O O_O O_O   High Bidder.. Gl0ves24. Current high bid.. 9.99
Im really gonna get it.. this is it.. [hes sweating buckets] 

REFRESH *click* 8:14.20

Gl0ves24.. 9.99 ... where the fuck is THE PHANTOM? is it just a myth? 30 seconds.. this is it.. where 
is he?

REFRESH *click* 8:14.33  Nothing.. WHERE IS HE???? less than 25 seconds to get my bid in if he does it
now ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

he stares at a gun sitting on the table next to him

REFRESH *click* 8:14.45  FIFTEEN SECONDS!!!!! WHERE IS HE???? COME ON!!!!!!! NO ONE IS THAT FUCKING 
GOOD!!! 

REFRESH *click* 8:14.52 High bidder Gl0ves24/ bid 9.99   

THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!! HE'LL NEVER.. HE.. Can't.. not enough time AHAHAHA!!!!!!

REFRESH *click* 8:14.59 High Bidder THE PHANTOM.  High Bid.. 10.01  (@)__(@)

Uh..



Uhh.. nn..









AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Shot of the screen showing the final results in the phantoms favor.

Shot of the desk where the gun was.. the gun isnt there anymore.

Black panel. 

*BLAM*